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A certain earthling consumes frog soup sounds which only sounds good to snakes and Krakens.
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A certain earthling is in a race in which everyone, but the losers win. Most of the participants are wearing gold plated steel heeled boots which have built in gyros for balance and navigation.
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A certain earthling owns a 1000 horsepower corvette whose favorite pastime is seashell collecting at night on deserted beaches, and does not care about now homeless crabs who are eating caviar.
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A certain earthling as a kid; renting a beach house, encounters with Sigmund The Sea Monster, sharks at your feet, and building live in sandcastles.
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A certain earthling never appreciates having to decide when to use an “a,” or an “an,” but mostly like mac-n-cheese
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A certain earthling always has bottled water on hand to drink at Niagara Falls.
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A certain earthling reads the latest census report and concludes a large number of other earthlings live next to or near large bodies of water. The amount of salt consumed was not assessed at this time.
