Crusty Crab Cake Sandwich — Illustration by MVANNP

Panhandle

THE TIKI BAR EPISODE (Possible scene for the upcoming MVANNP original series)

EXT: SUNNY BEACH BAR
OPEN ON: Lean in close-up of a festive fruity drink (you know the kind, the ones with little umbrellas and little wedges if fruit) at a beach TIKI BAR.

ZOOM OUT: KYLE (think Bruce Willis in one of the Die Hard movies) is drinking the fruity drink. The BARTENDER (think Jeff Daniels in Dumb &…