BISCUITS
(Possible scene for the upcoming MVANNP original series)
INT: PIGGLY WIGGLY supermarket.
WAYNE (think Jeff Bridges “The Dude” in the Big Lebowski.) is walking near the canned biscuit cooler. You know where they keep those cinnamon sweet bun containers that are “oh so healthy.” KYLE (think Bruce Willis in one of the Die Hard movies) looks up from slicing meat at the deli counter to see WAYNE stuffing a can of biscuits into his pants. KYLE smirks and continues cutting a deli order.
With a trying not to be conspicuous walk, WAYNE heads towards the exit door. KYLE in frustration slams the counter and jumps over it, sprinting towards WAYNE.
WAYNE: “Kyle, how goes it, man?”
KYLE: “ You do know you need an actual oven to cook those right.”
WAYNE: “Man, I know that, that’s why I got this pan from aisle 3.”
WAYNE pulls a flat iron cooking pan from his pants as the biscuits fall out of his pant leg.
WAYNE: “See man, since you took the last crabby cake the other day, I was figuring you wouldn't mind.”
SMACK — WAYNE wallops KYLE in the head, grabs the biscuits and runs out the entrance slamming into carts, and other grocery supplies lying in the front of the store. He takes off down the…
